Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

And that’s it.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

It’s no more complicated than that.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And, two alone.

They want to finish the job.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?